Inappropriate things to say to a Mum!

Babies are great for wasting time, aren't they?
No, it's not wasting time. Its spending time bonding and learning about each other. You can't spend too much time with your child.

Is life back to normal yet?
Life is now a different normal. There's no way things can go back to how they were. I'm a Mum now. I have a daughter. Life has changed forever.

Babies don't fit in an adult world.
No, and so the adult world has to adapt to the baby. Adults understand change, babies don't. My baby comes first now.

She's teething
Babies are allowed to be ill, or just have an off day, without it being their teeth!